Your product is fine. Your words are losing.
A worse product is outselling yours because somebody found better words for it. These are the five custom GPTs we built for the brands that pay us: persona, message, offer, angles, copy. Paste in what you sell. Get back words strangers stop for.
Buyer Blueprint
StoryBrand
Offer Oracle
Big Breakthrough
Copywriting CatalystFive GPTs. One link. Works on the free ChatGPT plan.
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One link, all five GPTs. It lands in your inbox in about 30 seconds.
Phone is only there if you'd rather we text you the link. Unsubscribe any time, we won't be weird about it.
Five hires. Used in this order, they finish each other's sentences.
These aren't prompt packs. Each one is a custom GPT with its own knowledge base, running the same playbooks we run for clients every month. Tap a row to see what you paste in and what comes back.
Your product page, or three honest lines about who buys from you and why.
A buyer profile that reads like a diary. What they already tried, what they say out loud and what they're afraid of, the exact moment they decide. Every module after this one gets sharper because of it.
Your homepage. The one you can't finish reading yourself.
The villain your customer is fighting, a one-liner that survives a cold audience, and a full BrandScript. Then it keeps going: site audit, positioning, page copy, email flows. Thirty modules deep. It doesn't need you to prompt it twice.
What you sell, what it costs, and the objection you hear most.
The same product rebuilt as an offer. Stack, guarantee, bonuses, and a price framed so walking away feels like the risky option. "Let me think about it" is almost never about price. It's about a promise that didn't land.
Your product and the three competitors you're tired of losing to.
Angles that make the same product look new, the hooks for each, and a reason to run the best one this week. You've watched a worse product win because someone found the right three seconds. This is where those three seconds come from.
Everything the first four handed you. Or just the product, if you're impatient.
The ad, the email, the landing page. Written for strangers, not for your team. Subject lines that don't get archived. First lines that don't smell like a template. A CTA that asks for a reply instead of a favour.
What this costs when humans do it.
Typical rates for hiring each piece separately. Not a bad way to do it, if you've got the budget and eight weeks.
Interviews, surveys, the persona deck nobody reads twice.
$2,500 to $5,000per project
BrandScript, positioning, a site audit and a rewrite.
$5,000 to $15,000per project
Pricing, guarantee, bonus stack, the "why now".
$2,000 to $7,500per engagement
Angles, hooks, creator briefs, what to test next.
$4,000 to $8,000per month
Ads, emails, landing pages, and the seven rounds of edits.
$3,000 to $10,000per month
Conservative total before your first ad runs. And that assumes you found five good ones, they all answered your email, and none of them needed "a week to get up to speed".
$16,500 to $45,500Inside the vault today: the same five jobs, same playbooks. Ninety seconds to a first draft, no onboarding call, and you keep them whether we ever speak or not.
$0Two minutes from here to a draft you'd actually run.
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One page, five GPTs. Works on the free ChatGPT plan, nothing to install, no plugins.
Feed it something real
Paste in the page you're least proud of. You'll know inside ninety seconds whether it says something you hadn't thought of. We're betting it does.
We could spend the budget on ads nobody asked for. Or hand you the thing we'd normally charge for and let it argue on our behalf.
Click Deposits opened its doors this year. We run e-commerce growth, TikTok Shop and AI systems for brands that would rather not build a marketing department to sell a product.
These five GPTs are the first thing we hand a new client. Giving them away costs us nothing and tells you more about how we think than any deck would.
You keep the tools either way. If one of them shows you a gap you don't want to fill in-house, you'll know where we are.
You've rewritten that headline nine times. Let the tenth one be somebody else's job.
Five GPTs, one link, free while we're new. The worst case is you spend ninety seconds and learn something about your own product.
Open the vaultNo card. No call. No 47-step onboarding sequence.